This was me, on Prom night, many many many years ago. Well, wait a minute. I was never a blond. I had short hair, not exactly like this. I didn't wear a red dress either. And I certainly didn't have such large feet. Did I have a wrist corsage? I don't recall. Did I even go to Prom? I don't recall. Anyway, let's pretend this was me on Prom night.